Old Jack Frost

December 15, 2009

Old Jack Frost plays a dangerous game
He tickles the streets with freezing rain
Finding our cars with an insurance claim
As we slip and slide into someone’s lane.

Old Jack Frost loves a fine fender bender
More than a Body Shop loves dings and dents;
He could care less about the driver’s gender
Or what we paid were for Christmas presents.

Winter’s Jack Frost hates the soft fallen snow
And never  bothers folks in balmy Barcelona;
So I’d like to really tell him where to go:
A place much hotter than an August Arizona!

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Poem by Steven J. Pedersen and

Dedicated to A. Hopp who (unfortunately) met Jack Frost last night!

Secret Santa

December 15, 2009

On Sunday I found a little  (yet heavy)  gift wrapped in Christmas paper on my desk.

No name.  No card with it.

It was a very nice crystal paperweight of the globe.

So whoever you are -  Thank You!

Some Trivia

December 14, 2009

In Frosty the Snowman, who brought Frosty back to life?

In How the Grinch Stole Christmas, what biological shortcoming made the Grinch so mean?

What is the biggest selling Christmas single of all time?

What was Scrooge’s first name?

Where was I when I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus?

What was the name of Rudolph’s dogsled driving friend?

Who said “God Bless Us, Every One!”?

What carol contains the line “O tidings of comfort and joy”?

In The Night Before Christmas I sprang from my bed to see what?

Name the three reindeer whose names begin with a “D”?

In the song “Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer” what did Grandma go to get?

What was the first gift my true love sent on the sixth day of Christmas?

In what city did Miracle on 34th Street take place?

In It’s a Wonderful Life, how did Clarence cleverly save George’s life?

Who kept time with the Little Drummer Boy?

In The Night Before Christmas, where were the stockings hung?

What is the name of the little girl in most versions of The Nutcracker?

What is the last ghost called in A Christmas Carol?

Prayer this Week

December 13, 2009

Stir up your power, O Lord, and with great might come among us; and, because we are sorely hindered by our sins, let your bountiful grace and mercy speedily help and deliver us; through Jesus Christ our Lord, to whom, with you and the Holy Spirit, be honor and glory, now and for ever. Amen.

Saturday Activity

December 12, 2009

Woke up today to a bright sunny sunrise.  After a light breakfast of yogurt and granola and fruit I headed down to the YMCA for my regular workout – 30 minutes on the treadmill and 20 minutes on the bike.  Mostly old guys working out and watching ESPN on the TVs.

Then I went over to church to unlock the doors for the funeral today.  In a couple hours I will change clothes and return for “Bud’s” memorial service.  He was 92.  It was supposed to be at the funeral home but a large Hmong funeral was already scheduled.

Then tonight we go to Milwaukee for supper and then the Milwaukee Buck’s game.  I used my “Rewards Card” from Pick ‘N Save and got 80 cents off each gallon of gas up to 20 gallons.  Good deal.

I have to wrap some gifts to send off to my great nephew and niece in Colorado for Christmas.  They are probably skiing today in the mountains.  I’ll get to see them next month when I fly to Denver with Andy H. for the Covenant’s Midwinter Conference for pastors.

God is good!

Clergy Credibility

December 11, 2009

This just in from USA TODAY: “Americans’ View of Clergy Ethics Hit Three Decade Low”

"Trust me" he said.

Americans’ views of the “honesty and ethics” of clergy have hit a 32-year low, with just half rating their moral caliber as high or very high, according to Gallup’s annual Honesty and Ethics Ratings of Professions survey.

The reason for the decline from 56% last year to 50% in 2009 is “unclear,” according to a Gallup news release, which also noted that “now the clergy’s ratings are below where they were earlier this decade” at the height of the Catholic Church’s clergy abuse scandal. Read the whole article here.

Well, how should I, a member of the Clergy, take this news?

On one hand, “Oooh that hurts.”  But then on the other hand, “Who let the dogs out?”  Perception becomes reality.  If someone perceives something to be “true” even if it isn’t completely true, it still is true from their point of view.

As one speaking from the inside I can attest to the scruples or lack thereof of some members of the cloth.  But generalizations tend to lump all of us underneath a cloth that is hiding something.  Hiding things such as drug/alcohol abuse, pornographic addiction, sexual and financial misconduct and hiding from terrorists who dress in the role as deacons or elders.

Thank God I don’t wear a collar.  The abuse of priests has gotten the bulk of the bad press and deservedly so.  But us Protestant pastors have our bad apples too.  Unfortunately, I followed one such man into my present situation.  But that period has been healed over and we have moved on.  But let me be honest – the first few years here were “hell” for me as a pastor.

There is a real spiritual battle going on and many are wounded, and some leaders have fallen.  It can be a good thing when a “rookie pastor” realizes within five years after seminary that “the church thing” was not what he or she expected.  So they, being disillusioned, drop out.

It is too easy to sluff off this report of what people think of Clergy by saying, “Hey – we’re just human and make bad decisions.”  The dirty linen hanging on the line for all to see is not easily cleaned, pressed and put on for the pulpit.  So what has kept me from torpedoing my ministry?  Four things:

  1. A good wife and a solid marriage.
  2. Always meeting for prayer and support with other clergy.
  3. A good sense of humor and lightheartedness.
  4. Physical Exercise!

So, the next time I’m with you and we meet one of your friends and you say, “This is Rev. Dr. Pedersen” you may find their demeanor and the atmosphere in the room to change – especially if they believe the USA TODAY article.  So start out by introducing me like this: “I’d like you to meet Steve, a man with many good stories…”

The Way Through

December 10, 2009

A young Colombian Girl received a New Testament in her school. She read the New Testament until one day her father caught her reading it�.  He told her not to read it any more because it was full of lies and fantasy.  But the girl kept on reading until one day her father came home unexpectedly and found her with the New Testament.  He grabbed it from her hands and put it in his pocket.

The father went off to work where he was a mining engineer. Several hours later sirens went off in the community.  There had been a cave-in at the mine. And father was trapped in the mine. Rescue workers took five days to finally reach the men, but it was too late.  All 31 men died, including the father of this little girl.

Curiously, workers found the man clutching the New Testament between his praying hands. When they opened the front cover they read a note:

To my daughter�: Keep reading this New Testament, it is true and right, and I will see you one day in heaven.

Then they turned to the back page where the father had signed the commitment card after having said the sinner�s prayer.

But that was not the end of the story.  Turning the page, were the signed names of the other 30 workers.

- The Gideons International

So shall my word be that goeth forth out of my mouth: it shall not return unto me void, but it shall accomplish that which I please, and it shall prosper in the thing whereto I sent it.” —Isaiah 55:11

The Gift

December 9, 2009

An eight-year-old boy with a younger sister dying of leukemia was told that without a blood transfusion, she would die. His parents explained if his blood was compatible, he could be the donor.

They asked to test his blood. He said OK. It was a match. Then they asked if he would give his sister a pint of his blood — that it could be her only chance at life.

He said he’d have to think about it overnight.

The next day he told his parents he was willing to donate his blood. At the hospital he was put on a gurney beside his six-year-old sister. Both were hooked up to IVs. A nurse withdrew a pint of his blood, and put it in the girl’s IV.

The boy lay on his gurney in silence as the blood dripped into his sister, until the doctor stopped to check on him.

Then he looked up and said, “How soon ‘til I start to die?”

— From Bird by Bird, by Anne Lamott

Zion Office start of the Snow Storm

December 8, 2009

When our schedule is thrown off by a snow storm what can we do? Goofy stuff here at church this morning. But the phone keeps ringing and our Bibles keep whispering for us to get in the Word and get the sermon done. Well, this is a first…watch the video.

Sightings

December 8, 2009

This is a beautiful site to mediate with each day in Advent – my all time favorite: Follow the Star.

The Church of England has a very unique Calendar as well: Why We Are Waiting

Leave it to the BBC to have an Advent Calendar that gives you Classical Music Buffs a Bach Christmas.

Check out the ADVENTURES OF MARY AND JOSEPH at this creative site. Very Cool.

A personal message from my Dog – but don’t wake her up!