Traffic Camera

A man was driving when a traffic camera flashed. He thought his picture was taken for exceeding the speed limit, even though he knew he was not speeding. Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed. He thought this was [...]

For You MOM!

The rest of this week’s posts will be devoted to motherhood.  Enjoy!

Clever joke?

Someone left a unique “towlette” on my desk when I was away. I scanned it so you can get a laugh with me.  Cover above and back below:

How many would you like me to order for next year’s Ash Wednesday Service?
Maybe the person who left the “Chocolate Cross” on my desk at Easter also [...]

Getting it Right…

With hypertext, having the correct Web address is everything.
It can be important to have the right “address” in reading the Bible, as well. Nowhere is this more true than the old story about the woman who ordered a wedding cake for her daughter, instructing the baker to decorate it with the words of 1 John [...]

To Be 10 Again

A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?” She said, “I’d love to be ten again.”
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park –the Death Slide, The Screaming [...]

Read it and groan…

~ A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
~ A dog who gave birth to puppies on the roadside was cited for littering.
~ A farmer is a man who is outstanding in his field.
~ A friend is a person who can step on your toes without messing up your shine.
~ A friend of mine [...]

And Then The Fight Started

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’
I said, ‘Dust.’
And then the fight started.
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.’
I bought her [...]

Santa Claus Bailout Hearings

A Modern Parable

A Japanese company ( Toyota ) and an American company (Ford Motors) decided to have a canoe race on the Missouri River Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance before the day of the race.
On the big day, the Japanese won by a mile.
The Americans, very discouraged and depressed, decided to [...]

Laugh a little

Having a bad day?
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist toward the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm [...]