I am the very model of a modern parish minister;

My words are blogged and tweeted without being sinister;

I know the Bible message and its truth I do administer,

I seek to avoid sliding down the loose liberal banister.

My words fly away on something duly digital

From Funny news to Wise sayings in order categorical.

Blogging, Tweeting, Texting is the new voice behavioral;

Why should it not be used at home, work and cathedral?

I am your tweeting/blogging modern parish minister.

Poem by Steven J. Pedersen