A local church is having its annual yard sale. The parish preacher notices a little boy parking a lawn mower with some other items to be sold. The preacher asked, “Johnny, does the lawn mower work?” Johnny says, “Yes sir, it works real good.” The preacher pulls on the starter cord several times but the mower never started. After ensuring there was gas in the mower’s tank the preacher asked, “Johnny, is there a secret to get this mower started?” Little Johnny said, “Yes sir, It may need some cussing and swearing.” The preacher said, “Johnny, I’ve been a preacher for more than 30 years. I believe I forgot how to cuss and swear.” Johnny said, Well Preacher, after about 20 more pulls in that starter cord, it’ll come back to you.”
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…This song by Bob Dylan is timeless in its truth.
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…Should the American flag be dipped before the altar cross during chapel at the Naval Academy? That’s the controversy, and the New York Times has the story
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…I could not eat two Subway Sandwiches each day for a year. Sorry, Jared. The TOP TEN Most Ridiculous Diets. Story
